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My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

husnadijatti:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

thehipsterartilleryman:

Guys so there’s a military meme that sprung up from the first picture up top, “row row row your boat, shut the fuck up Carl.” It has sprung up a whole slew of otherwise throughly badass military pics with a somewhat dumb comment from our friend Carl and the response “shut the fuck up carl.” I hope I’m not the only one laughing my ass off at these.

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thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has BALLS OK you don’t want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someone’s fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

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